I tried to call Dan on his cell phone from the house phone. This means that I had to actually remember the phone number, instead of scrolling through my “contacts” or hitting the speed dial #. Some strange guy answered the phone and I asked for Dan (in case someone else answered it for him) and was told,
“No, there’s no Dan here. You misdialed the number.”
“What number were you trying to dial”
Well, obviously I was trying to dial DAN’S number!
I was off by one number. Sheesh.